Job Wanted: 36 year old woman seeks supplemental employment, preferably something that pays a huge salary for just part-time hours.
Qualifications: Huge trophy from competitive poetry-reading, amazing brownie-making abilities, Master's Degree in the field of politics and faith, mediocre vocal and violin skills, training in breastfeeding techniques and campus ministry.
Please send paycheck directly to: Internal Revenue Service
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Yikes, good luck with that one.
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