Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Seeking Employment

Job Wanted: 36 year old woman seeks supplemental employment, preferably something that pays a huge salary for just part-time hours.

Qualifications: Huge trophy from competitive poetry-reading, amazing brownie-making abilities, Master's Degree in the field of politics and faith, mediocre vocal and violin skills, training in breastfeeding techniques and campus ministry.

Please send paycheck directly to: Internal Revenue Service

1 comment:

Janus Torrell said...

Yikes, good luck with that one.